There is an oft quoted theory that the differences between the French and the British can be most plainly seen when they are queuing and especially when they do this together. We British see ourselves as patient and considerate in a queue and view the French as chaotic and rude. The French on the other hand seem to view our adherence to queuing protocols as faintly amusing and somewhat self defeatist.
It is easy to interpret the queues in these ways but I have recently looked at things slightly differently.
In a supermarket for example, the British have an unspoken rule of first come first served. Even when till 2 opens up, those in line at till 1 will shuffle backwards and re-assemble at till 2 in the same order. We've all nipped in every now and then but (and be honest) do you ever turn and look behind you afterwards? No, because you know you've broken protocol and don't need the just and silent admonishment from your fellow shoppers! The upside of British queuing technique is that if everyone follows the rules no-one gets cross or upset and all possible conflict is avoided. The down-side is that if you are late or in a rush you have to stand in line, take your medicine and wait your turn.
The French on the other hand simply don't get cross or upset. If a new till opens up whoever gets there quickest gets served first and those who miss out don't bat an eyelid. This way, if you are in a rush and you cut in, you can get out of the supermarket faster and without feeling you've upset anyone. Those with time don't care and those without push in. The upside is again that no-one gets upset but also late people get served quicker. The downside is that there are always a few irate Britons in the queue!
